Protect marriage!

If you really want to protect the sanctity of marriage, boycott Ikea. Just being in Ikea makes us argue. Building Ikea furniture makes us argue. This is what the Christian right should be worried about. If you polled the average married couple and asked them what was a bigger threat to their marriage - gays or Ikea- I promise that they'd choose Affordable Solutions for Modern Living the majority of the time.

The twisty tool is made of evil. My hand is killing me. And WTF is with those lame ass wooden pegs that snap in half if you so much as look at them funny? And the little smiley direction man. I kind of want to smack him in his language barrier conquering face. He's just staring at the bag of tools all frustrated. JOIN THE CLUB BUDDY. You know who I mean. This asshole:




Two hours, two fights, and a wood glue incident later, we have the following.









Two pieces down. Eight more to go.

Ugh.

-- Posted from my iPhone