Stuff we found packing

• A Banana Republic coupon that expired in 2006.
• My headshot prints and contact sheets from 2003.
• My headshot prints and contact sheets from 2000.
• Expired packets of Weight Watchers smoothies.
• A shirt I thought I lost years ago.
• Three kinds of cat claw clippers.
• Pictures I forgot about.
• My Senior Showcase postcard from college in which they spelled my fucking last name wrong. Classic.
• Medicine that expired before we even moved to this apartment, meaning I moved an expired bottle of medicine 5 years ago.
• Shoes that made me question my own taste.
  
• Things that made me weepy (photos of my cats from when I was in high school, old programs, ticket stubs, pictures of me and my friends, pictures of me when I was really young, my high school yearbook, etc.)
• About ten videotapes of bootleg Tori Amos concerts that I had completely forgotten about.
• Extra wedding invitations.
• Marijuana accoutrement and paraphenalia, even though I don't smoke pot anymore.
• Extra copies of some of my favorite books.
• Ancient, dried out Lush soaps.
• Ancient, dried out makeup.
• A very old bottle of Grand Marnier with about 2 drops left in it.
• Very old scripts of mine with notes all over them.
  

I am sure I will add to this list.